Tasha's just this girl, you know? She's 23, a chain smoker, and married to Kenny. The rougher of the group, it is not uncommon to find her making fart jokes. She lives in Nevada and is often amazed at the lack of slot machines and hookers everywhere else.
Hannah
Hannah is a science nerd, which is kind of scary, because she's not really the type of person you want to know how to destroy the earth. She's a sarcastic chainsmoker who enjoys obscure references and mocking stupid people. In spite of this, she is surprisingly pleasant and enjoys baking.
Cally
She puts the Cally in manaically. Cally is the leather loving Sephiroth fangirl. She smokes about as much as Tasha does and often spouts randomly in Japanese. She listens to nothing but J-rock and often makes obscure references to it.
Mish
Our resident girly-girl, Mish enjoys shopping and eating the food Hannah cooks. She professes her life's love to be cupcakes and Reno from Final Fantasy Seven. She was born exactly one year and one day after Tasha, which according to a few astronomy nuts means that they are soulmates. Mish is the only nonsmoker of the quartet of terror.
Kenny
Kenny is Tasha's husband, and he's basically just around for the lul's. He chainsmokes, plays video games, and watches television. Ocasionally, just for shits and giggles, he hangs things from the ceiling.
Gonzo
Gonzo is Tasha's dad. He occasionally comes around to tell her about his latest conspiracy theory. These talks can last hours and Tasha studiously avoids them. He smokes more than everyone else combined, and has "adopted" all of the girls as his "daughters."
Ashley
Tasha's sister Ashley is a hot redhead. She often finds herself upset about Tasha's overprotectiveness, and she has a terrific left hook.
Jesus
Jesus is the Son of God. He hangs out with our crew cuz we're just that cool. Also, it's conveniently between Heaven and the QuikStop.
